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Harry Potter [Jun. 1st, 2004|07:41 pm]
Kill, marry, shag

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[superexposed]
Dudley Dursley
Grabbe (of the Grabbe & Goyle -couple always tailing Malfoy)
and Professor Dolores Umbridge.
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[User Picture]From: superexposed
2004-06-01 09:50 am (UTC)
Hahahahahaa... I can be so bad ;).

I could never shag Grabbe. Not in marriage nor with good intentions, so he's in for an unforgivable curse...

Dudley - shagged - oh man... *cries*

Professor Dolores Umbridge will be my wife...

I need a shower too!!
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From: moonshinegirl
2004-06-01 10:04 am (UTC)
This is funny! And awful.

I'd probably kill Umbridge because she's evil and her name is Dolores Jane.

I'd shag....Crabbe, just so i didn't marry him and...

marry dudley, but annul it VERY soon after.
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[User Picture]From: aranell
2004-06-01 10:12 am (UTC)
*types against will*

I'd kill that wench Dolores Umbridge because she looks like a toad
I'd shag Dudley because I couldn't bear that vile Crabbe anywhere near my nether regions...
so I guess I marry Crabbe
and then I'll sandpaper my skin clean...
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