||[Jun. 1st, 2004|07:41 pm]
Kill, marry, shag
Grabbe (of the Grabbe & Goyle -couple always tailing Malfoy)
and Professor Dolores Umbridge.
Hahahahahaa... I can be so bad ;).
I could never shag Grabbe. Not in marriage nor with good intentions, so he's in for an unforgivable curse...
Dudley - shagged - oh man... *cries*
Professor Dolores Umbridge will be my wife...
I need a shower too!!
This is funny! And awful.
I'd probably kill Umbridge because she's evil and her name is Dolores Jane.
I'd shag....Crabbe, just so i didn't marry him and...
marry dudley, but annul it VERY soon after.
*types against will*
I'd kill that wench Dolores Umbridge because she looks like a toad
I'd shag Dudley because I couldn't bear that vile Crabbe anywhere near my nether regions...
so I guess I marry Crabbe
and then I'll sandpaper my skin clean...